This is dedicated to all the guys and gals out there who know a narcissistic person who is all about me-me-me-me-me-me. The only things that this type of person loves more than attention thrown on themselves is money, and that’s a real close call. A narcissistic family member doesn’t even notice that you exist and thinks you are a peasant from the backwoods that should sit at the kiddie table during dinner parties and pour drinks for the grown ups. Well, she is just a budget tranny who need a rotation and tune up on her fake boobs. Don’t ever forget that you are 20 times the person than an ungrateful, narcissist, douchbag. You are Elle Woods from Legally Blond, the heroine and feminist icon who is a confident, intelligent, creative and perseverent woman. So keep on smiling while life kicks you in the teeth, throw some snaps and realize your own true potential. Most importantly, don’t forget who you are!